Sporting president Dias da Cunha stirs the 'dirty money' scandal currently brewing:
"There's a lot of money passed under the table in football, there's a lot of creative accounting and there's a lot of dirty money."
Home Secretary Nuno Magalhães seeks to reassure us that there
will be effective security at EURO 2004: " ... there isn't going to be any civil war."
Asked about a possible transfer out of the Luz, perhaps Benfica's star winger Simão Sabrosa doth protest
too much ...: "I have no offers, and at this moment I have no intention of leaving Benfica. I haven't received any proposals and even if any come in, I'm not leaving"
Those hoping that
referee José Pratas would reveal, at the moment of retiring, the reason for the occasional apparently partial performance were disappointed:
"I'll continue, as I've always done, to support my team, which is, and will always be ... the referees."
Bobby Robson on Benfica's alleged offer to take over from Jesulado
Ferreira as the club's coach: "They gave me an hour to make a decision. I only needed a minute to refuse their offer."
Benfica defender Argel welcomes the arrival of coach José Camacho: "Before, we only had a horse. Now we've got a horse and a jockey."
Benfica's midfielder Petit, sent-off with Quaresma in just another friendly Sporting-Benfica derby: "Ricardo Quaresma came in hard and when I protested, he head-butted me."
Beira-Mar's Ricardo Sousa comes over all bitter after his team go down 2-3 to a late penalty at Belenenses:
"I have a family to support, and the referee picked my pocket in the last minute of the match."
Challenged about the size of National Coach Felipe Scolari's salary,
FPF president Gilberto Madaíl gets a little defensive: "It isn't normal for us to reveal the salaries of our coaches and staff, just as it isn't normal to know this about companies."
Sporting coach Laszlo Bölöni turns on the gamesmanship ahead of the Sporting v Benfica clássico at the weekend:
"Benfica are the best.team technically in Portugal, and they have a squad full of stars."
Press release from Benfica, referring to perceived prejudice in terms of
refereeing decisions: "The club is fed up and can no longer tolerate hearing that to err is human since to err so much is clearly inhuman."
Sporting's Ricardo Sá Pinto after a punch up in training with his team-mate Rui Jorge: "Rui is like a brother to me."
Ricardo Quaresma, apparently underwhelmed by the reported interest of the Big Boys in his services:
"Manchester United? Juventus? ... What I want at this moment is to play for my club, continue to progress and ... one day we'll see."
Boavista president João Loureiro
adjusts the club's ambitions downwards: "No one heard me say at the beginning of the season that we were candidates for the title ..."
Sports Minister José Luís Arnaut is optimistic that EURO 2004 will leave an awful lot of people with a positive impression of Portugal:
"Ten billion people are going to see our organisational ability."
Varzim president Luís Oliveira, upset that Benfica are blaming the referee for the 2-1 defeat by his
club: "Benfica are bad losers."
Marítimo president Carlos Pereira after João Pinto's dive had central defender Mitchell van der Gaag
sent off on Friday. The expulsion turned the game Sporting's way: "If need be, I'll make a collection to help João Pinto build a swimming pool at his house."
Felipe Scolari gets ever nearer to the Selecção: "On a scale of 0-10, the chances of us reaching an agreement are 8."
Front page headline in A Bola. Benfica are in a a press blackout, but several players went into the studios Thursday to record a song for a CD by one of the club's claques.
"They don't talk ... but they do sing."
The Santa Clara board get behind their coach ... for
now. The team are bottom of the SuperLiga: "At this moment, Manuel Fernandes
has the full support of the board."
It's all gloom in the Segunda, according to Chaves president Castanheira Gonçalves:
"It's the biggest crisis ever. If urgent measures are not taken, it will be the end."
Boavista president João Loureiro ahead of the Second Round second-leg UEFA Cup
tie at Anorthosis Famagusta of Cyprus. (The club has had a poor start to the season): "I believe that this game is going to be a turning point for us."
Belenenses coach Marinho Peres after his side went down 1-3 at Gil Vicente: "I don't
underststand why they don't give penalties in favour of Belenenses, but whatever ... A hug for everyone."
Paços de Ferreira coach José Mota after his side shipped
seven at Benfica: "Today we were the Santa Casa da Misericórdia." (The Santa Casa is a national charitable institution)
Sporting coach Laszlo Bölöni, asked if Sporting can win the title again given the five-point distance between them and FC Porto: "Next question please ..."
President of Brazilian side Vasco da Gama, Eurico Miranda, asked for his opinion about Luiz Felipe Scolari as possible coach of the Portuguese national team:
"He earns too much, he's not Portuguese and he's stroppy."
Former Sporting and FC Porto coach Octávio Machado gets ironic over the FPF's opinion that a foreign coach
is the best option for the national side: "I think we need to hire foreign administrators for the Portuguese game."
Luís Figo denies
that he was given cloves of garlic as a performance- enhancer during the World Cup: "I don't believe that garlic helps you to play well and win games."
Académica president Campos Coroa makes the defence for his club against suspicion of money-laundering, rife throughout Portuguese football:
"We don't launder money here at Académica because ... well ... there isn't any."
Gil Vicente coach Vítor Oliveira, prophetic ahead of his team's 3-0 win at Alvalade:
"To win any points (against Sporting), we have go to the limits of committment and concentration and hope that Sporting have a bad day."
President of the Liga, Valentim Loureiro, responding to charges that Portuguese football is rife with corruption:
"The fact that there are corrupt people in football does not mean that the whole of football is corrupt, ditto other areas."
Mário Jardel's wife Karen, ostensibly the
reason for her husband's recent depression and absence from the game, at her 31st birthday party: "I'm very happy to be here at Jardel's side. Everything's back to normal."
FC Porto president Pinto da Costa calls for clarity over the clubs' tax situation: "If there are nine clubs behind with their taxes, the tax
authorities should say which ... if not, someone could say that three of you journalists are pickpockets, and I'd be suspicious of all of you.".
Ricardo explains what happened between him and Sporting's Chilean defender Contreras in the tunnel at half-time of last weekend's Boavista v Sporting. Contreras had just done a fine impression of a sack of spuds to win
a penalty for Sporting: "All I said to him was to go and take dives in his own country."
President of the Liga
, Valentim Loureiro: "Portuguese football continues to be the scapegoat for everything bad that happens in the country."
president João Loureiro after Boavista go down to Sporting, allegedly with help from the referee:
"Portuguese football is - as the president of Sporting says and I agree - a great big lie."
Columnist Miguel Sousa Tavares in A Bola, after the FC Porto v
Benfica 'clássico' that had 35 minutes actual play and 73 (!!) fouls:
"This has been a depressing week for those who like football, and for those who think that the essential thing about football is that it should be a spectacle worth watching."
Boavista coach Jaime Pacheco ahead of the vital game with Sporting: "If necessary, we'll go back to the way we used to play, committing any foul that's necessary."
União de Leiria captain João Manuel gets diplomatic ahead of the game with FC Porto and their star Brazilian midfielder: "Deco's an artist at diving."
Prime Minister Durão Barroso, shadow PM at the time of the decision to stage EURO 2004 in Portugal:
"If I had been Prime-Minister, there would never have been a EURO 2004 in Portugal."
Vitória de Guimarães coach Augusto Inácio after his team go second in the
SuperLiga: "How far can we go in the SuperLiga? We're humble - we'll take each game as it comes."
vice-president António Boronha commenting on negotiations to cut a tax deal for national team players: "The players of the Selecção
cannot be regarded as the elephant at the zoo whose trunk you put a coin in to ring a bell."
Boavista president João Loureiro backtracks after severing ties with
local rivals FCP in the wake of the painting by FCP vandals of the black Boavista panther blue prior to the Boavista v FC Porto derby in September:
"Relations with FC Porto are not cut ... merely suspended."
Luís Figo, in protest at a perceived lack of coordination behind the scenes of the national team:
"I have my prestige, and if coming to the national team means losing it, I'd prefer not to come."
Referee José Carvalho didn't see Vitória de Guimarães coach
Augusto Inácio take his players off for nine minutes in protest at the referee's performance in a friendly with São João de Ver: "What? Did something happen? I didn't see anything."
new president Luís Filipe Vieira traces Benfica's medium-term objectives: "We believe it's possible to reach the total of half a million paid-up members. That's our objective."
Gilberto Madaíl on being asked what is wrong with Portuguese football: "It's all down to a fragile financial structure and a lot of people talking at the same time."
Luis Figo on the delay in appointing a permanent national coach: "This situation is something that should have been sorted out ages ago - we're wasting time."
Mário Jardel's estranged wife Karen in supportive mood: "I'm absolutely certain that Jardel will be the top scorer in Europe again."
Boavista Vice-President Tavares Rijo:
"As long as we don't have an unexpected earthquake, the Estádio do Bessa will be inaugurated on August 1st, 2003."
Benfica's Simão Sabrosa calls for unity following a couple of hiccups in
the club's SuperLiga campaign: "All for one and one for all - that's the motto of our club."
FC Porto coach José Mourinho gets logical after the 1-1 draw at Beira Mar:
"What could we have done to win? Scored more goals than Beira-Mar."
Vitória de Guimarães coach Augusto Ignácio after his side go equal top following a 5-0 roasting of Santa Clara:
"The buzz around the team is fantastic, but don't ask for the Moon and the Earth at the same time. Take it easy!"
Sporting Braga coach Fernando Castro after the 2-3 defeat at Belenenses:
"Playing with two, three or 18 central defenders would have been the same - we defended really badly."
National Team Coach Agostinho Oliveira on the need for hard work in the National Team:
"Next to the player that wears a dinner suit to go to the casino there has to be one that wears overalls."
Leixões president José Manuel Teixeira ahead of the second leg of the team's tie against
PAOK - Leixões eventually lost on aggregate: "The players have to die on the pitch!"
Famous last words (?) of União de Leiria
captain Bilro in support of coach Manuel Cajuda. UdL have had an horrific start to the season: "The team has been, and will continue to be, with the coach."
Maria José Morgado, former Assistant Director of the Judicial Police, to national daily O Público:
"Football is a world of money-laundering."
Mário Jardel, questioned about his fitness on his return to Sporting, reduces the striker's role to its bare essentials:
"I don't have to run much - what I have to do is score goals."
Paços de Ferreira's Renato Queiros, scorer of his side's second goal in the 3-1 win over Boavista. Two
months ago, he was playing in the Segunda B. "I'm not going to be able to get to sleep tonight."
Sporting's Mário Jardel on his return to the Sporting fold:
"Jardel is a human being, made of flesh and blood like any other. The best thing for me is to train again."
After the team's patchy start to
the season, Man Utd's David Beckham diverts criticism away from Portuguese coach Carlos Queiróz: "When new coaches arrive at clubs like Manchester United, they have to win the respect of the players;
Carlos Queirós already has that respect."
Benfica coach Jesualdo Ferreira on FCP coach José Mourinho, who has criticised the 'help' Benfica have been getting from referees:
"It's strange, but the coach of FC Porto talks more about my team than he does about his."
Sporting forward Luís Filipe opens up a door for Jardel to return:
"Jardel did nobody any harm, and nobody in the group did him any harm, so there are no anti-bodies with respect to him."
Headline in A Bola. Sporting's ´keeper
Nélson was the only one in the side given any merit in the 0-0 home draw with Varzim: " 'Admiral' Nélson saved from the shipwreck."
Vitória de Guimarães president Pimenta Machado after
his side lost 0-2 to FC Porto: "It's impossbile for Guimarães to be amongst the leaders. If there were seriousness and truth we'd be able to try."
Marítimo coach Nelo Vingada after his side went down 0-5 at home to Vitória de Setúbal: "The performance was too bad to be true!"
Leiria coach Manuel Cajuda, not happy with the referee of Benfica 3-1 UDL. Viseu is referee Isidoro Rodrigues' home town: "We made one mistake - we didn't read the Viseu version of the FIFA rules."
Luís Figo on football to Spanish sports paper Marca:
"The world of football is very false ... When I hang up my boots, I'm going to enjoy my family, give it the time I can't give it now. And, if I can, get away from football, do something that has nothing to do with football."
Carlos Silva, the new man in charge of Portugal's national teams, on whether stand-in national coach Agostinho Oliveira will continue: "Sometimes competence is not enough."
Gilberto Madaíl, president of the Federação Portuguesa de Futebol, ahead of his inevitably triumphant march to renewal of power at the FPF:
"The ship (the FPF/ Selecção
after Korea) got holed, and the captain was the only one who stayed on board ... after a few rats left the ship, I have to put the national team back on course ... which has already happened with the game against England ... Of course I'd like to have Eriksson in charge of the national team, but I can't."
Artur Jorge on his withdrawal from the race for the presidency of the FPF: "We weren't defeated. But the Portuguese who like football were."
Rui Alves, president of Marítimo's local rivals Nacional:
"Marítimo's president is a thief and the coach is a clown."
Moreirense coach Manuel Machado, fuming after his side was marginally beaten by
Benfica (2-3) in a game with some controversial refereeing decisions:
"This was a disgrace! This way football is never going to get straightened out. But I have to be politically correct, therefore ... everything was fine, great, marvellous, fantastic ... Benfica won and remain at the top ... I have other things to say, more interesting things, but I don't have enough money to pay the fines. I'm the coach of Moreirense. If I was the coach of Benfica, then maybe I would have ..."
Boavista coach Jaime Pacheco, asked about a possible crisis at the club after a poor start to the season: "What crisis!?"
Boavista coach Jaime Pacheco
finds sinister contributions (from the referees) to the Portuguese clubs' failure to qualify for the Champions League: ""I'm not trying to make
excuses, but I think that from what we've seen in these ties involving Portuguese teams, Portuguese football is suffering the consequences of what happened [in disciplinary terms] at EURO 2000 and the World Cup."
Benfica's Director of Communication, João Malheiro, commenting on Sunday's torrid FC Porto v Belenenses:
"The Antas Stadium continues to harbour aggression, lies, pressure ... in short acts that aren't, or shouldn't be, part of Portuguese football. These methods belong to someone who has stood still in time."
Boavista president João Loureiro responds, or doesn't, to some gamesmanship by FC Porto coach José Mourinho ahead of the Boavista v FC Porto derby of 02/09: "I do not respond to
coaches. At the very most, I would respond to whoever tells these coaches [read FC Porto president Jorge Nuno Pinto da Costa] to say what they say, but I don't even do that because I hold them in the utmost contempt.
They are people, as far as I'm concerned, who have absolutely no morals and who have done football and sport too much harm already for me to give them any importance."
's comic strip Barba e Cabelo ('Beard and Hair') on the first day of the season.
(Customer): Football's back! The first game of the championship starts at 9 o'clock!
(Barber): We're just a few hours
away from blaming the first referee of the season ...
Pinto da Costa, sarcastic as usual, commenting on the possibility of TV pundit Pôncio Monteiro being a candidate for the presidency of the
Portuguese Football Federation: "He will never be president of the FPF: he's much too serious and he's an FC Porto fan."
FC Porto president Jorge Nuno Pinto da Costa aims a sharp one at Liga
president Valentim Loureiro for not consulting anyone on the sponsorship contract with national oil company Galp for this year's Primeira championship: "It makes no difference to me because I fill up at
BP. A few days ago I even brought home a set of scales I got from their points card."
Liga president 'Major'
Valentim Loureiro signposts a foolproof way of avoiding paying taxes:
"All I know is that for three or four years, Benfica didn't pay any taxes because the then Government and the tax authorities didn't demand it."
Benifica's Director of Football Luís Filipe Vieira is not
paranoid, not at all, oh no: "There's a strategy to destroy Benfica, but they're not going to manage it!" (TVI)
FC Porto president Jorge Nuno Pinto da Costa
denies, in his own inimitable style, that striker Pena is on his way to Brazilian club Flamengo: "It seems that the information is on the Flamengo website, but it isn't on FC Porto's site."
Sporting's new signing from AC Milan, striker Vitaly Kutusov, returns to Lisbon from a flying trip back to Milan: "I went to get some of my belongings, especially my boots."
Benfica coach Jesualdo Ferreira, after his side go down 0-2 to Celta, grabs the wrong end of the stick re Benfiquista expectations: "I think we had a good game and
Benfica vice-president Tinoco Faria volleys back over the net at FC Porto president Pinto da Costa: "He puts one in mind
of an aged Tin Tin, bald and unfunny."
Luís Figo comes over all magnanimous, almost two months after the World Cup finished: "If I was named as
one of the people who were mainly at fault for the Selecção's bad campaign, I'd have no problem in giving up my place in the team to someone who could do better. I think that national interests are above the
personal interests of each player."
Current president Gilberto Madaíl scoffs at the apparent support for rival Pôncio Monteiro in the upcoming elections for Federation president:
"This support is a mystery. It's like the mystery of faith. We catholics believe that there are mysteries that are not there to be understood but to be accepted."
Tinoco Faria joins in the free-for-all surrounding Benfica's financial situation, taking a poke at FC Porto president Pinto da Costa:
"Some people, for example, had in the accounts departments of their clubs invoices from referees paid by those clubs, and now they're talking about 'unfair competition'."
FC Porto president Jorge
Nuno Pinto da Costa takes a customary pre-season swipe at Benfica, still with the controversy in the air of the transfer of Nuno Gomes to the Luz: "Benfica didn't
pay its tax for the years 1998 and 1999. The Govenrment and the tax man know this but we, the people, can't do anything about it ... When we were late paying, even the referee's toilet was confiscated."
Sporting coach Laszlo Bölöni's famous last words on the absence of his psychologically perturbed striker: "I'm sure that Mário Jardel is going to return."
Sporting president Dias da Cunha reacts to cash-strapped Benfica's signing of Nuno Gomes:
"I have no interest whatsoever in other clubs, unless certain behaviour leads to unfair competition, and that's intolerable."
Liga president Valentim Loureiro puts in his two penn'orth on the Nuno Gomes question:
"I think it's time directors stopped trying to be close-season champions because afterwards they can't pay the wages."
Boavista president João Loureiro promises the very probably
impossible: "From now on I'm going to avoid getting involved in any controversy. We have other worries, namely the economic problems affecting the country."
Mário Jardel fishes for sympathy from the Portuguese in Spanish sports paper Marca: "I want out of here. I can't stand Portugal any more."
Sporting coach Laszlo Bölöni reacting to Mario Jardel's taking time off for psychological problems folloowing his break-up with his wife:
"Jardel is not ill - if he's ill, even more reason why he should be with us. We haven't changed, and I don't hink he can have changed. The best thing would be for him to train and play with us. His place is here with us."
Nothing like counting your chickens ... Boavista still have to get by (admittedly accessible) Hibernians of Malta in the second preliminary round of the Champions League before they can meet
Auxerre in the third preliminary, but that doesn't stop director Paulo Gonçalves getting ahead of himself:
"We have the advantage of playing in front of thousands of Portuguese emigrants who live in France, and that will be important for the support of the team."
Benfica's Brazilian defender Argel
gets excited about the forthcoming derby game with Sporting: "Benfica have just one thought: training is play and playing is war."
Federação Portuguesa de Futebol president Gilberto Madaíl
responds to calls for his resignation from the Parliamentary Commission currently investigating, among other things, Portugal's poor showing in the World Cup:
"I'm in a position to be able to run again (for president) because I personally didn't commit any errors (at the World Cup)."
Fernando Barata, president of the Algarve club Imortal, of the Segunda B (third division), reflecting on the close-season clear-out to keep the club afloat financially and give the squad more edge:
"We had the courage to keep the kit man and not much else."
Boavista president João Loureiro commenting on the possibility that Benfica could sign midfielder Petit, even though it's common
knowledge that Benfica are in dire financial straits: "When there's imagination, there are various possible ways to reach an understanding."
A excerpt from Sporting coach Laszlo Bölöni's
forthcoming book 'The Notebook', based on the scribblings in his ... notebook: "First training in Rio Maior. I walk out on the pitch to start the
session and find an unbelievable situation. What with trainers, doctors, kit-men and directors, there were 17 people on the pitch who weren't players. A catastrophe!"
Brazilian striker Pena, not wanted by FC Porto: "You're going to hear a lot, but a lot, about Pena ..."
Benfica president Manuel Vilarinho, setting out the club's objectives:
"What concerns me most is the financial stability of the club, and then we'll be champions many times. It could be this year. Why not."
Ricardo Rocha, Benfica's new centre back, signed from Sporting
Braga: "It's extraordinary being at Benfica."